Perthspirators, meet Bridget from Thornlie- “Everybody say hiiii Bridget”.
Perthspirations image response to submitted image:
“yehh alright you’ll do, but get naked next time”
Sooo yep, your ex fuck buddy sent us this.
Although his email address contained the word burnout and too many underscores, he has now achieved OK guy status. Solely due to this photo..not because of his undecipherable grammar and spelling—-> (Saying ‘done’ where ‘did’ is appropriate.. we now assume you are also from Thornlie.)
Perthspiration has also come to its own ‘choose your own ending’ conclusion.
Our story goes that he is an apprentice mechanic and wears a flat brimmed energy drink hat everywhere, until its time to put on the motocross helmet. Home job bleached rats tail most definitely protrudes, just enough for tha moto boyz to see when he wears his dirtbike helmet, zooming past leaving a cloud of dust, bad tattoos, oztralian pride and std’s. He drives a ute, a black one.)…..Alright im done. But yeh, thanks dude you ‘done’ well.
